The three second rule exists outside the natural realm – that safe zone where all food dropped on the floor is safe[1] to eat if picked up before three seconds (it’s not scientific, it’s magic). Let’s cut to the chase, this is a personal blog. It’s not the opinions of my employer …. it’s barely the opinions of myself. Most likely the opinions expressed will have changed soon after posting and I’ll make some embarrassing correction.

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Disclaimer: [1] Not 100% guaranteed, particularly in public restrooms.